The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

Bree Tanner is a newborn vampire, one that was in the book Eclipse. Basically she lives with a bunch of other newborn who are lead by Riley. She makes friends with Diego, finds out that vampires don't burn in the sun like Riley's told them. She hangs around by Freaky Fred who has the ability to make everyone repulsed by him. Riley leads them into a battle against their creator's enemies. Then the rest is really the chapter called Mirror from Eclipse.

This book has no chapters and is 178 pages long, hence the term "novella."

~*Haley*

Nightlight, A Parody-The Harvard Lampoon

This is the 1st parody (that I bought for 12 bucks at Target, even if it was only 154 pages long) I've ever read in the form of a book. It's really funny. Instead of Bella Swan, there's Belle Goose. Instead of Edward Cullen there's Edwart Mullen. Edwart is a nerd and Belle is a vampire obsessed girl and she has this delusion that Edwart is a vampire. He's clearly not. He's weak and afraid of everything.
I really liked this book because it was pretty random at times. Belle's dad, Jim, is a window wiper. He got her a U-Haul truck. Both her mom and dad can't really feed them self, so she did that choo-choo train spoon thing to feed them. It's really weird, but I cracked up. You'll have to read it yourself to get what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna shout it:
"I LOVE TWILIGHT PARODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~*Haley*